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Philips and Swarovski Go Techno Bling With Crystal Memory Key
Philips and Swarovski Create Techno-Bling That's Bond, Legally Bond

Imagine a high-styled spy thriller, like a cross between 'Legally Blonde' and 'Goldfinger', where Elle Bond, James Bond's long-lost niece from Bel Air, trains to become agent 0099 ("double-oh-nines"). She's dressed to the nines and ready to kill... for fashion, if she must.

In her inaugural assignment she's sent to the catwalks of Paris to find out who has been murdering Europe's top models with suffocating glazes of golden glory and strange bedazzled markings. After hobnobbing in the upper echelons of haute couture society, Elle's first break comes when she discovers a half-crystal heart lost in the satin sheets of the third victim, Mindalily Rose. To her forensic delight, the heart contains a secret: a USB memory key with a single file ascribing a color to every top fashion designer in the world. But what do these colors mean? And which Gucci'd of Versace'd goddess would be next? Prepster Duds? Javan Dream? Caymen Lagoon? To find out, strut along in 'Bond, Legally Bond'.

Ah... Wouldn't that be a riot?! We're already tapping away at a screenplay, but wanted to share our inspiration. Philips and Swarovski have teamed up to make an Active Crystals line of beautiful crystal and stainless steel techno-bling, like the 1GB memory key heart pictured above. They're simply gorgeous. We're expecting bejeweled birth-stone versions to come next. Why not, darling?

- Learn where to buy the Philips-Swarovski USB Memory Key




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